CELLPHONE POST

Hi! You've reached Katherine Pryde but I'm out attempting to have a life. Weird, I know. So... leave a name and a number and if I like you, I'll call you back!
And if this is Sam, Warren, or Cable, STOP TRYING TO TRACK ME DOWN.
Beeeeep.
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He don' mean it, Kitty. Really.
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[Scuff scuff, and the sound of Jay dropping heavily down into his rear, and he makes a quiet "oof".]
An' Kitty. You're so good at listenin', Kitty. Y'know that? Ah think everyone aughta know that 'bout you. You're the best listener since Sammy.
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Thank you, Jay. I'll listen to you anytime you want.
[Kitty yawns again.]
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What's up?
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...What it comes down to... what it comes down to is. Mah brother-- Sam. People've been comparin' me t'him since... well, since Ah can remember. Ah ain't never been good as him. Not ever. And now, what it turns out is... he's a lot more like me than Ah thought.
And Ah don't like it, Kitty. Ah don't like it one bit. He's s'posed to be better than me.
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Sam's only human. He makes mistakes, like the rest of us.
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He don' think it was a mistake, though. He's still thinkin' it was somethin' he had t'do. And Ah... and Ah know what that's like. It ain't quite the same, but it's close 'nough. And Ah... Ah don' want Sam goin' through the same feelin' Ah've been goin' through, neither.
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...Did Sam... did he ever tell you...
He can't die now.
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One so pregnant it could be having TRIPLETS.]
No. I didn't know that.
That bothers you?
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Naw, Ah was jus' thinkin' it was kinda funny, 'cause we's brothers and all. Y'know, we both fly. And neither of us'll die, even if we wanted.
Ah'm still better at singin', though.
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Can you get home okay?
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