CELLPHONE POST

Hi! You've reached Katherine Pryde but I'm out attempting to have a life. Weird, I know. So... leave a name and a number and if I like you, I'll call you back!
And if this is Sam, Warren, or Cable, STOP TRYING TO TRACK ME DOWN.
Beeeeep.
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[She looks at the clock.]
4:07 in the morning? Where ARE you?
[call] I can't believe I have an icon for this.
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEY PRETTY KITTYYYYYYY. BEEN AWHILLLE BUT I BET YOU DONT EVEN REMEMBER ME, DOYA? NOPE.
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Sorry--
Sorry, Kitty. Ah'm with a friend right now. His name's Lance. He's a real good guy, too.
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COURSE YOU DONT REMEMBER ME, what with me bein' just a 'hood, yeah? I joined the X-MEN f' you, but it STILL wassnt good enough for ya--
/the phone is dropped with a clatter, and Lance curses again and beats Jay to picking it up/
IM DATING A DUDE NOW CAUSE OF YOU SO I HOPE YOURE HAPPY
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Uh-- Lance? That's your name, right? I don't know who you think I am but...
I never dated you. I don't even know you.
And I'm pretty sure your dating a guy is your own choice.
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Don' worry 'bout him, Kitty. Lance's just had some ta drink t'night.
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A LOT!
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I'm hanging up.
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Nooo no no no, don' do that Kitty. Ah'm sorry, 'kay?
[He mutters to Lance]
This is all your fault, y'know.
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He don' mean it, Kitty. Really.
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[Scuff scuff, and the sound of Jay dropping heavily down into his rear, and he makes a quiet "oof".]
An' Kitty. You're so good at listenin', Kitty. Y'know that? Ah think everyone aughta know that 'bout you. You're the best listener since Sammy.
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Thank you, Jay. I'll listen to you anytime you want.
[Kitty yawns again.]
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What's up?
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...What it comes down to... what it comes down to is. Mah brother-- Sam. People've been comparin' me t'him since... well, since Ah can remember. Ah ain't never been good as him. Not ever. And now, what it turns out is... he's a lot more like me than Ah thought.
And Ah don't like it, Kitty. Ah don't like it one bit. He's s'posed to be better than me.
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Sam's only human. He makes mistakes, like the rest of us.
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