jewpryde: (changing my number bcuz you're a tool)
Kitty Pryde | Shadowcat ([personal profile] jewpryde) wrote2010-10-18 10:11 pm

CELLPHONE POST



Hi! You've reached Katherine Pryde but I'm out attempting to have a life. Weird, I know. So... leave a name and a number and if I like you, I'll call you back!

And if this is Sam, Warren, or Cable, STOP TRYING TO TRACK ME DOWN.

Beeeeep.


calls ♥ | voicemail ♥ | texts ♥

[call]

[identity profile] jewpryde.livejournal.com 2009-10-21 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
Do you realize it's...

[She looks at the clock.]

4:07 in the morning? Where ARE you?

[call] I can't believe I have an icon for this.

[identity profile] lance-alvers.livejournal.com 2009-10-21 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
/there's some mumbled talking in the background, then a little bit of choked laughter. the phone fumbles, and there's a new voice in one end/

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEY PRETTY KITTYYYYYYY. BEEN AWHILLLE BUT I BET YOU DONT EVEN REMEMBER ME, DOYA? NOPE.

[call]

[identity profile] ahhmahjaysus.livejournal.com 2009-10-21 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
[More fumbling as Jay steals it back, sounding a little out of breath from the scuffle]

Sorry--

Sorry, Kitty. Ah'm with a friend right now. His name's Lance. He's a real good guy, too.

[call]

[identity profile] jewpryde.livejournal.com 2009-10-21 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
It's FINE, Jay, but where are you??

[call]

[identity profile] lance-alvers.livejournal.com 2009-10-21 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
/more fumbling, a little cursing, and Lance has the phone again/

COURSE YOU DONT REMEMBER ME, what with me bein' just a 'hood, yeah? I joined the X-MEN f' you, but it STILL wassnt good enough for ya--

/the phone is dropped with a clatter, and Lance curses again and beats Jay to picking it up/

IM DATING A DUDE NOW CAUSE OF YOU SO I HOPE YOURE HAPPY

[call]

[identity profile] jewpryde.livejournal.com 2009-10-21 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
[There is a few seconds of silence.]

Uh-- Lance? That's your name, right? I don't know who you think I am but...

I never dated you. I don't even know you.

And I'm pretty sure your dating a guy is your own choice.

[call]

[identity profile] ahhmahjaysus.livejournal.com 2009-10-21 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
[FUMBLING YOU SHOULD BE USED TO THIS BY NOW KITTY]

Don' worry 'bout him, Kitty. Lance's just had some ta drink t'night.

[call]

[identity profile] lance-alvers.livejournal.com 2009-10-21 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
/stumbling, Lance falling to the ground, and then laughing. Clinking bottles, and his voice from behind Jay/

A LOT!

[call]

[identity profile] jewpryde.livejournal.com 2009-10-21 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
Augh, YOU GUYS. IT'S FOUR AM!

I'm hanging up.

[call]

[identity profile] ahhmahjaysus.livejournal.com 2009-10-21 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
[Jay laaaaughs. Haha Lance you're so wasted]

Nooo no no no, don' do that Kitty. Ah'm sorry, 'kay?

[He mutters to Lance]

This is all your fault, y'know.

[call]

[identity profile] lance-alvers.livejournal.com 2009-10-21 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
's not! Maaaaan, I gotta tell you-- gotta tell you about this chick, man. She messed me up!

[call]

[identity profile] jewpryde.livejournal.com 2009-10-21 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU!!!!!!

[call]

[identity profile] ahhmahjaysus.livejournal.com 2009-10-21 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
That ain't no reason t'go and make her angry when we's the ones that called.

He don' mean it, Kitty. Really.

[call]

[identity profile] jewpryde.livejournal.com 2009-10-21 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
Jay? What's going on with you?

[call]

[identity profile] ahhmahjaysus.livejournal.com 2009-10-21 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
...Ain't nothin' goin' on, Kitty. Sometime's you just gotta get away.

[call]

[identity profile] jewpryde.livejournal.com 2009-10-21 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
You're drunk with some weirdo guy. Something is going on!

[call]

[identity profile] ahhmahjaysus.livejournal.com 2009-10-21 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
Ah'll always know you're-- you're a good guy, Lance.

[Scuff scuff, and the sound of Jay dropping heavily down into his rear, and he makes a quiet "oof".]

An' Kitty. You're so good at listenin', Kitty. Y'know that? Ah think everyone aughta know that 'bout you. You're the best listener since Sammy.

[call]

[identity profile] jewpryde.livejournal.com 2009-10-21 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
...

Thank you, Jay. I'll listen to you anytime you want.

[Kitty yawns again.]

[call]

[identity profile] jewpryde.livejournal.com 2009-10-21 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
Yeaaaah, I'm already awake.

What's up?

[call]

[identity profile] ahhmahjaysus.livejournal.com 2009-10-21 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
[Practically HEAR him frowning in that "thinkin' ain't so easy right now" kind of way, Kitty.]

...What it comes down to... what it comes down to is. Mah brother-- Sam. People've been comparin' me t'him since... well, since Ah can remember. Ah ain't never been good as him. Not ever. And now, what it turns out is... he's a lot more like me than Ah thought.

And Ah don't like it, Kitty. Ah don't like it one bit. He's s'posed to be better than me.

[call]

[identity profile] jewpryde.livejournal.com 2009-10-21 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
[She sighs. Oh drunk!Southern!Jay, you are adorable.]

Sam's only human. He makes mistakes, like the rest of us.

[call]

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